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TheMadWasp
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Jasper @TheMadWasp

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Bzzzzzzz...

Posted by TheMadWasp - February 17th, 2016


If you reply to this post I will sting you.


Comments

Not if I sting you first m8

You're just a curly-headed fucking cartoon. You can't sting me m80. I however am a Wasp and will fuckin' rek you with my cancer-filled stings.

*STING*

Jokes on you, I'm not allergic to bee stings!

*calls Luigi with his vacuum cleaner to suck you up*

Good thing I'm a Wasp then and not a bee.

If Luigi comes anywhere near me, I'll fucking shoot him...again.

What did Luigi do that made you shoot him the first time?

Also... *uses a flamethrower on you to kill you*

Now that you're a ghost now... *calls the Ghostbusters*

We had a shootout on the General forum. Luigi got in the way.

Joke's on you, ghosts aren't real and neither are you. Bye!

This means war.

*calls a SWAT team on you*

You shouldn't declare war on a permanently mad wasp.

"COME ON MY FELLOW WASP BUDDIES, LET'S TAKE DOWN THIS GAMECHANGER DUDE AND THE SWAT TEAM!"

How come you're a dick wizard?

Because fuck you.

An army of wasps, eh?

*calls an army of rock musicians, bears, exterminators and beekeepers as backup*

And for the backup to my backup...

*calls the natural predators of wasps: an army of bats, praying mantises, dragonflies, centipedes, hover flies, beetles, moths, cannibal wasps, frogs, lizards, toads, salamanders, turtles, starlings, blackbirds, magpies, sparrows, wrens, orioles, bluebirds, woodpeckers, warblers, common nighthawks, mice, rats, bears, skunks, raccoons, weasels, badgers, wolverines, and insect-eating humans*

Alright, this is getting out of hand now...

Im wearing protection suit you cant sting me, you annoying bee.

I'M NOT A FUCKING BEE YOU UGLY DUCK!!!

What did you just call my beautiful duck ugly, this is unacceptable dont you see my duck is cute and gentle?? Bee's today have terrible vision whats up with their eyes...

Fuck you and your stupid duck. Leave my squint outta this.